Most people have heard of Songbird, an iTunes alternative that’s based on Mozilla and embraces open formats. In fact, In the Jungle recently showcased 10 things Songbird can do that iTunes can’t. However, what most people don’t know is that Songbird suffers from chronic flatulence. This can be seen throughout their blog, where almost every image of their mascot is farting.

Apples give it gas

Guitars give it gas

It’s even inspired by gas

Eating sushi gives it gas

Frisbee definitely gives them gas

Hang gliding gives it gas

Juggling chainsaws gives it gas

Shaving its feathers gives it gas

Watching one of their own split in half gives them gas

Selecting music on a jukebox gives it gas

Understandably, carrying a hammer 3 times its size gives it gas

In zombie form, no gas. As ninjas, gas.

Surfing gives it gas

Bicycle accidents give it gas

Jackhammering…you guessed it, gas!

Even as a Star Wars character…gas!

Circus tricks give it gas

Hot dates give them gas

Not surprisingly, beer gives it gas

Laying bricks gives it gas

Being a train conductor gives it gas

Murder makes it gassy

Using an inefficient handcar gives it gas

Gas helps give an extra oomph for jet packs

Guitar playing ninjas give it gas

Cheesecake definitely gives it gas

Who wouldn’t have gas while doing this?

Rock concerts give it gas

Slides give it gas

Not sure which is more stinky, but they are still gassy

Spotters are surprisingly not gassy

Surveys give it gas

Possibly the source of the gas

Ruining a Delorean with its gas

Amusement parks make them all gassy

Stronger, better and gassier

Even in space, it has gas